Dear Miss Information,
I am a rising senior and I am pretty much done with all my major class requirements. I still have a year left and need 12 credits a semester to be considered a full-time student for loans and stuff. Do you have any recommendations that are interesting and not too hard? I’m really just trying to make a graduation.
Sincerely a very done senior
Hello, very done senior, I have the perfect class recommendations for you. Honestly, don’t even schedule a meeting with your advisors. I am the only person on this campus to truly provide you with the most interesting and laid-back schedule. So, sit back and relax and enjoy you last year at Tommy’s playground. First option, interpretative dance. Connect with your emotions, learn to move your body in ways you never imagined and feel the rhythm. You will not regret this class as you will face all your social anxieties right before you enter the workforce. How can you be embarrassed when you’ve done the worm in front of Thiels campus. (One requirement of the class is to perform at the homecoming football game) This might be your only chance to live out your dance mom’s dreams. The seats fill in quickly so this should be your priority. The second class you absolutely need in your life is puppeteering. If your life feels out of control from the political state of the government or from any other of the number of social pressures, then this is the class for you. Take back the reigns of your life and put someone else on strings. Make them dance, cry and sing on your terms. Many students find this class to be extremely therapeutic. The third class you should schedule is underwater. Now I know what you’re thinking “I can’t swim Miss Information how could I ever take underwater?” Don’t fret my advisee, no swimming is required, this class is actually about sinking. Humans have practiced the art of swimming for so many eons that we have forgotten the art of sinking. In this class, Dr. Coral rehabilitates this lost art. Bring back our lost culture and join underwater. The final class you should take is becoming a plant. In this class, the emotions of plants are explored. The way we talk to and around plants crucially affects their development. There is a thing called negative Co2, and it is very harmful to plants. For your final, you will be half buried in the dirt while your classmates yell insults at you. Then you reflect on how hard it was to continue your day after this much negative CO2 exposure. Well, my very done senior, when you place this course in your schedule you will feel the joy of life again, for this schedule is completely unmatched.
Sincerely Miss Information
